Si eres un hacker y buscas el estatus de hacker, estás en la página correcta. Aquí encontrará los mejores estados y cotizaciones de piratas informáticos.
También convertimos algunas de las mejores líneas en imágenes que puedes compartir en la historia de Facebook y en el estado de WhatsApp.
De todos modos, aquí están los mejores estados de hackers.
Date a Hacker** We Break Security, Not Hearts.
Date a Hacker** We Break Security, Not Hearts.
There is more grammer in computer science than english
Today my wifi stopped working then I realised my neighbours haven't paid the bill.. how irresponsible
Security is just an illusion
Boss: So what makes you suitable for this job Candidate: I have hacked your system and invited myself for the interview
No hay nada como 127.0.0.1
Hacker: We do what we want because we can
Sudo rm rf / Don't drink and root
✅ Eat ✅ Sleep ✅ hacking ✅ Repeat
I'm hacker not a computer problem solver
while (true) {
I love you
}
I know programming what is your super power
i asked mom why computers are so smart Mom replied Because computers listen to their motherboards
handwritten prescription from the doctors to pharmacist are the first and most common form of end to end encryption
“The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear…” ― Kali Linux
“Most hackers are young because young people tend to be adaptable. As long as you remain adaptable, you can always be a good hacker.” ― Emmanuel Goldstein, Dear Hacker: Letters to the Editor of 2600
Behind every successful hacker there is girlfriend who doesn't exist.
404 Status not Found
403 Permission Denied
Never make fun of Hacker, One day you need them
I'm hacker it doesn't mean I will hack your girlfriend ID
If you don't know profanity you don't know programming
Printing "Hello World" doesn't mean you are a programmer
if internet explorer is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, you're brave enough to ask that girl out
Life was so good back when C was just an alphabet, python was just a snake, Swift was just a car, Ruby was just a stone
'I've been a very bad girl , She said, biting her lip.' I need to be punished.' 'very well,' he sad and installed windows 8 on her laptop
Whle there's code. There's bug - confused Programmer
I'm pull stack developer I just pull things off the internet and put it into my code
Become a programmer, lose your brain’s virginity
If God is a programmer then there is no confusion Devil is a hacker
rm -rf /bin/laden
1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.
Any code of your own that you haven’t looked at for six or more months might as well have been written by someone else.
Programming is an art, be the artist.
They told me Java sucks, I made their lives return null.
Hey girl, without you my world is null;
Give me a
Life has no ctrl+z
To replace programmers with robots, clients will have to accurately describe what they want we're safe.
if you divide 2020 by 5 you will get 404, so basically, 2020 entire year is an error message
it's neither "S-Q-L" nor "Sequel" You pronounce it the way your boss does.
coronavirus is the divide punishment for a world that never paid for WINRAR
I have a joke on programming but it only works on my computer
Program is punishment for your past mistakes.
Hacking is like s*x. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn't leave something that can be traced back to you.
I'm not anti-social, I'm just not user friendly
A good girlfriend saves at least 20 GB of space on your computers.
Busy troubleshooting 'http error 404' rendered by life
I'm pretty sure my prayers go directly to God's spam folder.
Hi there! My computer is using me
Nothing is more sexy than woman who writes code
no i will not fix your computer again use linux
Fuck it, I'm installing linux
Microsoft gives you windows linux gives you whole house.
Credit to a deleted account on reddit $ git init $ echo "#!/bin/bash > rm -rf / --no-preserve-root" > suicide.sh $ chmod +x suicide.sh $ git add . $ git commit -m "suicide"
If you don't have life use linux
sudo apt-get remove windows
I think Linux is a great thing, in the big picture. It's a great hacker's tool, and it has a lot of potential to become something more. -Jamie Zawinski
You are the CSS to my computer.
Installing linux on your system doesn't make hacker
I know hacking it doesn't mean I can hack facebook account for you.
Treat hackers likes humans not like computers
World is no weird, People accept security from crack antivirus
Hackers are just programmers with naughty nature.
Kids: Windows Man: Mac Legend: Linux
If you think your life sucks learn programming.
Imágenes de hacker status
Estado de hacker hindi
Novia: No creo que esté funcionando. nuestra relacion esta muerta
Novio: Ek baar reinicio krke dekhle
tu objetivo hai kisi aur ka tuje comando krta koe aur hai
UU.: Es un hacker ético
India: Mein tumhari fb id ka contraseña bta sakta hoin
Hackéame si puedes, kehne walo google y facebook ko tumhare bare mein sab kuj malm hai.
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